13 Porn Quotes From Pornstar Asa Akira

2017-05-31 Comments 

Porn quotes by Asian pornstar Asa Akira.

 

The silly, yet serious, porn quotes from Asa Akira

 

Everyone who is following their favorite pornstars on social media knows how fun they can be. To keep their trustworthy followers updated on a regular basis, they are posting a ton of interesting stuff. Aside from all the sexy content, like pictures and videos, you can also find a ton of tweets, quotes, sayings or whatever you want to call them.


Since we find so many wise words said from your favorite adult actresses, we decided to launch a brand new feature here on Sun Porno.


To make a long story short, we simply called it, Porn Quotes. Each week, we will put together a list of intelligent, clever, hilarious, silly, bizarre and controversial quotes pornstars posted to their social media accounts. We will mainly focus on their Twitter profiles since Twitter is one of those platforms that allows quite a lot.


To kick it off, we examined none other than Asa Akira's Twitter in great detail. Man, this smoking hot Asian star knows damn well how to keep her following base entertained on a daily basis.

 

Asian pornstar Asa Akira is one of the must silliest adult performers.


Either she will make you laugh your ass off with her hilariousness, or your mouth will water due to pictures and videos of her ridiculous body, Asa never disappoints.


The sexy Asian woman with an award-winning asshole, Asa Akira, will always make sure you are up to date with what is going on over at her end. Either it is a short clip of a dog taking a poop on a beautiful Sunday or thinking out loud whether or not she will ever be a porn MILF, boys and girls, by following her on Twitter you will consistently be treated right.


Nothing is truly holding Asa back. She will freely let you know what is her fuck fantasy, her favorite pizza spot and where you can find her flashing her boobs randomly. Hint: Whole Foods.

A girl without any real boundaries if you will.


Anyhow, enough of me blabbering, let's together get a dose of wise words from the one and only, Asa Akira.

 

1. "The only good shower sex is when you do it alone."
2. "It's weird that blowjob is 3rd base. It should be: 1. kissing, 1.5. boob touch, 2. jerkoff/fingering, 3. sex, 3.5. anal and 4. oral sex"
3. "If you wouldn't fuck him, don't blow him."
4. "Listen to your mother, always do your butthole exercises."
5. "What is this thing? I guess I'll put it in my butt and find out."
6. "I can only assume I don't know what dating is because I'm so easy."

 

Random tweets by sexy pornstar Asa Akira.

 

7. "Sometimes life is going great & I accidentally remember SteveO giving himself papercuts on his mouth in Jackass. So no, I'll never be happy."

8. "Sometimes you just need to pull over for a quickie."
9. "Masturbation is the breakfast of champions."
10. "You know you're underdressed for your office job when the Uber driver asks if you're going to the gym."
11. "When hot white guys wear glasses they look like serial killers."
12. "I would literally rather die than to ever leave my house on Black Friday again."
13. "Lately, it feels like I pull my back every time I bend over. And I bend over a lot."


Girls, I would definitely take the 3rd quote into consideration. And the number 8 makes total sense, too.


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