13 Porn Quotes From Pornstar Kayden Kross

2017-06-07 Comments 

Top porn quotes from adult star Kayden Kross.

 

"God dammit my pants are on inside out again today."- Kayden Kross

 

To keep yourself entertained on a daily basis with everything pornography, following pornstars, like Kayden Kross, on Twitter will get the job done for you. Sometimes, you just need that funny tweet or a quote, so to say, that will make your day complete. The masters at marketing themselves on social media are no other than your favorite adult actresses. I guess all those marketing agencies can learn a whole lot of innovative approaches how to reach out a wider audience from the adult film performers.

 

Let's face it, no one gives back as much as adult film stars do. That is a fact.

 

Today we dug deeper into the Kayden Kross Twitter account to find funny, wise or educational porn quotes. Surprisingly, I though Kayden would be posting more quotes-like tweets, however, we still managed to put together a list of lines that will remember you what a cool babe Kross is forever.

By the way, you do know that Kayden Kross is married to the famous French adult actor, Manuel Ferrara, right? If not, you know now. You are welcome.

 

Busty blonde pornstar Kayden Kross shares interesting stuff on her Twitter.

 

Not only are they shooting porn together, they might just be one of the funniest porn couples in the world. If you only want to follow one porn couple, I tell you, Kayden and Manuel should be the one. They will have your entertained forever. From funny mundane stuff to hilarious video series and last but definitely not least, mouthwatering porn scenes. Kayden Kross along with her muscular husband, Manuel, will have you sorted all day every day.

 

But Kayden is so much more than just a pornstar. She is a columnist, appears on various podcasts, does shows and runs her official website successfully. A busy woman who never forgets about her devoted fans base.

We will leave you with, "You ever lay around thinking about cake and let your sugar addiction and laziness duke it out?"

 

1. "You ever lay around thinking about cake and let your sugar addiction and laziness duke it out?"
2. "Why can't we prorate our tax years to account for times when the government is out of service?"
3. "You ever block your face w/ your phone so you can keep up w/ nude selfies but also not have to put makeup on?"
4. "If you don't like my tweets you're fake news."
5. "That giant cupcake I just ate is a perfect example of what happens when you leave a giant cupcake in the room."
6. "The difference between sitting at a desk all day and sitting on the couch all day is zero as long as there was a laptop."

 

Random tweets and quotes by Kayden Kross.


7. "Watching porn like it's my job."
8. "Now that there aren't plenty of fish in the sea, have we come up with replacement cliches for newly single people?"
9. "It just seems like the plural form of MILF should be Milves."
10. "First rule of mental health: pick the mental health expert who agrees with you."
11. "I don’t understand why Trump gets to poke at how women look when he walks around looking like a windswept kumquat."
12. "I'm looking for a magic potion that will get everything done for me and also make my ass look good."
13. "I miss 7th grade. That was the year that expectations were most in line with my true level of competency."


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